is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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Anonymous said: 0-45 pls? (:

Hi, anon. We meet again.

  • 0:Height 5’2”
  • 1:Virgin? I’m a pisces *rimshot*
  • 2:Shoe size: 8?
  • 3:Do you smoke? I do not
  • 4:Do you drink? Quite sparingly
  • 5:Do you take drugs? I do not
  • 6:Age you get mistaken for: People tend to think I’m younger than I am
  • 7:Have tattoos? I have one so far
  • 8:Want any tattoos? I want many more
  • 9:Got any piercings? I do not and…
  • 10:Want any piercings? I do not
  • 11:Best friend? Ethan Okon
  • 12:Relationship status: I am in a relationship
  • 13:Biggest turn ons: Sass, intelligence, a love of Star Trek and Oingo Boingo
  • 14:Biggest turn offs: Close mindedness
  • 15:Favorite movie: Jaws
  • 16:I’ll love you if: You give me food
  • 17:Someone you miss: My girlfriend
  • 18:Most traumatic experience: Ehhhhhh….
  • 19:A fact about your personality: I am sarcastic
  • 20:What I hate most about myself: I try to avoid that mentality
  • 21:What I love most about myself: My hair and my charm
  • 22:What I want to be when I get older: Happy 
  • 23:My relationship with my sibling(s): Depends on the day and the sibling. Overall, I get on with all three of them pretty well.
  • 24:My relationship with my parent(s): My dad and I are solid, my mom and I are not
  • 25:My idea of a perfect date: Anything done with Hannah
  • 26:My biggest pet peeves: Slurping, teeth scraping on a utensil, being rude to servers
  • 27:A description of the girl/boy I like: She is beautiful, sassy, charming, handsome.
  • 28:A description of the person I dislike the most: I won’t waste my time on that shithead
  • 29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend: I typically don’t…
  • 30:What I hate the most about work/school: I’m not given enough money
  • 31:What your last text message says: The last one I sent or the last one I received?
  • 32:What words upset me the most: Generally negative words.
  • 33:What words make me feel the best about myself: Compliments on my hair, face, anything.
  • 34:What I find attractive in women: When that woman is my girlfriend.
  • 35:What I find attractive in men: I tend to admire the hair and dress of some men
  • 36:Where I would like to live: Anywhere Hannah is.
  • 37:One of my insecurities: Not living up to the impossible standards I create for myself
  • 38:My childhood career choice: Marine Biologist, Batman
  • 39:My favorite ice cream flavor: Vanilla
  • 40:Who wish I could be: Batman
  • 41:Where I want to be right now: With Hannah
  • 42:The last thing I ate: Dark chocolate
  • 43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Sass Master
  • 44:A random fact about anything: John Carpenter named slasher Michael Myers of the Halloween series after a producer who helped distribute his first film Assault on Precinct 13.

  • 45. Selfie

send me some & save me from dyingggg x I'll also start a conversation with you

  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything
  • 45. Selfie

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god what is it about Kirk’s reaction to “a starship also runs on loyalty” that just makes him look like he’s about to make out with Spock and let the M-5 take his job and blow up his boss and do whatever else it wants to forever and ever because god who cares about the stupid…

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"You are so good. So good, you’re always feeling so much. And sometimes it feels like you’re gonna bust wide open from all the feeling, don’t it? People like you are the best in the world, but you sure do suffer for it."

— Silas House, This is My Heart for You (via fromonesurvivortoanother)

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Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

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What are you looking at, Captain?